Monday, February 28, 2022

February TV Checklist

 

Half of February was dominated by The Winter Olympics, so there’s not that much to share. Here’s what I was watching this past month.

THE OLYMPICS (CBC)
It’s not as fun to watch with the drastic time zone difference. We ended up fast forwarding a lot of stuff. That’s a lot of rocks for curling, let’s just forward to the final three or four. I loved watching snowboard cross; that was fun. I don’t understand the four-man bobsled when the difference between first and seventh is literally a fraction of a second, oh, and the Germans seems to have magical sleds. I also wonder who thought two-man luge was a good idea. Anyway, I’m Olympic-ed out.

SEVERENCE (APPLETV+)
The pacing is pretty slow but I’m intrigued. It definitely has an extended Black Mirror vibe. I do enjoy the characters with exception of Patricia Arquette’s role; she’s not pulling me in. Only three eps in but I’ll stick it out to see where it goes.

THE AFTERPARTY (APPLETV+)
This show is great. It’s a well plotted murder mystery with lots of fun elements. Each episode is from a different suspect’s point of view and done with a different genre as well: one is animated, one is more action-packed, one is a romantic comedy. My favourite is Ben Schwartz and his musical version. Schwartz plays the high-energy role he always plays (Parks & Rec, House of Lies, Space Force) but darn it if it isn’t entertaining. Looking forward to the big conclusion this week.

SPACE FORCE (NETFLIX)
I love the cast of the show and the premise has potential but the writing is just not there. While Steve Carrell get a couple of goofy moments, he often has to play the straight man. Really liked Jimmy O Yang (Silicon Valley) this season. I wonder if it will get picked up for more?

PAM & TOMMY (HULU/DISNEY+)
This was pure morbid curiosity. I remember when their sex tape was in the news. Lily James & Sebastian Stan embody Pam and Tommy well. And boy do we see a lot of their bodies, a little too much at times. Seth Rogen awkwardness as the contractor who stole the tape was pretty entertaining. Why this is eight episodes instead of a two-part TV-movie is beyond me.

PEACEMAKER (HBO)
That was so much fun. I was thoroughly entertained. I loved the plot and the characters had great chemistry. James Gunn is amazing. And I still love that opening title sequence.

BILLIONS (SHOWTIME)
I like the Olympic bid storyline they have going on. Get rid of Wendy and Taylor though; they’ve overstayed their welcome.

AMAZING RACE (CBS)
The all-male team has a little too much testosterone at times; calm down. I didn’t realize how beautiful Corsica is; might have to visit it sometime.

JEOPARDY (SYNDICATION)
Watching this and the double-header college tournament is too much Jeopardy in one night. My brain is full.

THE GILDED AGE (HBO)
Couldn’t give it a few episodes; I didn’t care what was going on. The main character is boring and the servants don’t hold a candle to the Downton Abbey downstairs crew. Christine Baranski gets some fun lines but not enough to keep me interested. 

Sunday, February 27, 2022

Film: Licorice Pizza

 

GENRE: Drama, Comedy, Romance
RATING: R for language and sexual material
RUNTIME: 2 hours and 13 minutes
PLATFORM: Download
STARRING: Alana Haim (newcomer; Haim music videos)
Cooper Hoffman (newcomer; son of Philip Seymour Hoffman)
DIRECTOR: Paul Thomas Anderson (Magnolia, The Master)
WRITER: P.T. Anderson (Punch-Drunk Love, Boogie Nights)
PLOT: 25-year-old Alana strikes up a friendship with 15-year-old Gary who wants to be more than friends.   

FULL DISCLOSURE: Just watching this for Oscars.

STORY STUFF: It’s a coming of age story in the San Fernando Valley in 1973. There are lots of back and forth dialogue that prides itself on its repetitiveness. There are a few quirky characters and moments but that’s to be expected from PT Anderson. Maybe I missed something but I’m not sure how the teenager was able to run a couple of businesses. Was he just a smooth talker? In any case, the story didn’t grab me. Maybe if I was a teenage in the seventies I would feel nostalgic about it. Oh well.

ACTING STUFF: Hoffman does well for his first foray in film. He is outgoing and interesting. Haim plays the conflicted young adult trying to find her way well. I like that she had her actual family play her family in the film. The Sean Penn and Tom Waits cameos didn’t do much for me. I enjoyed Bradley Cooper’s mini-part; he’s so sleazy.

ARTISTIC STUFF: The seventies are well represented in this film. The film colouring and music play a big part as does the fashion. Anderson knows how to set a mood and time period.    

VERDICT: Two stars out of five
SEE IT IF: You want to watch all the Oscar best picture nominees.       
UPCOMING REVIEW: The Batman 

Saturday, February 26, 2022

Film: Uncharted

 

GENRE: Adventure
RATING: PG-13 for some violence and language
RUNTIME: 1 hour and 56 minutes
PLATFORM: Movie Theatre
STARRING: Tom Holland (Spider-Man trilogy; Onward; Current War)
Mark Wahlberg (The Departed, 2 Guns); Sophia Ali (Grey’s Anatomy)
DIRECTOR: Ruben Fleischer (Zombieland; Venom)
WRITERS: Art Marcum & Matt Holloway (Iron Man; MiB: International),
Rafe Judkins (Chuck)
PLOT: Nathan Drake teams up with a treasure hunter to find lots of gold and learn more about his missing brother.  

FULL DISCLOSURE: Low expectations; just wanted some fun.

STORY STUFF: Of course, people will compare this adventure to Indiana Jones or at least Jungle Cruise. I’d say it falls in between but closer to the latter. While there are some fun action pieces and eureka problem solving, there are many ridiculous plot holes and conveniences throughout. I often found myself thinking, “So, you’re telling me in all this time, no one . . .“  But, it’s a fun ride regardless of poor choices and defiance of physics. It’s a video game movie. What more can you really expect? At least they didn’t totally blow it like Assassin’s Creed.

ACTING STUFF: Holland is his charismatic self. He plays well with Wahlberg who’s seems to just have fun being along for the ride. Ali plays it hot and cold so I didn’t really find myself rooting for her at all. The bad people played by Antonio Banderas and Tati Gabrielle (who has terrible peripheral vision) are nothing to write home about. Just watch this for Holland and Wahlberg.

ARTISTIC STUFF: The production design is well done. While I’m sure there were visual effects that slipped by me, the plane cargo in the air chase scene was pretty heavy handed. Tom Cruise would have insisted on doing it himself if this was Mission: Impossible.   

VERDICT: Three and half stars out of five
SEE IT IF: You like to see Tom Holland do action stuff.      
UPCOMING REVIEW: The Batman 

Monday, February 14, 2022

Superbowl Commercials 2022

 

Still annoyed that I have to scour the internet for Superbowl commercials because Canada refuses to let us watch the American feed. This year, it seemed like a lot of ads wanted to bring back some old favourites. We had Meadow driving the Sopranos route to meet up with AJ in her Chevy. Jim Carrey returned as the cable guy confounded by Verizon’s wireless contraption. And Scrubs faves, Zach and Donald sang about Verizon deals. You can find those on your own, here are ten I thought I’d share in alphabetical order.

AMAZON
It’s a cute ad mostly because I think Colin and Scarlet look cute together.

COINBASE
Apparently this ad crashed their app. Will it make it to the corner?

CUTWATER SPIRITS
Love the parody of Apple’s iconic ad with a tribute to the lazy ones.

DORITOS
I love sloths.

E-TRADE
The baby’s retirement reminded me of Dexter’s original finale. Such a bizarre choice. But then again, it’s a bizarre concept to begin with.

FTX
I like Larry David’s skepticism. I’m in the same boat with crypto-currency.

GM
Dr. Evil and his cronies are back. Love his interactions with Scott.

JEEP
Brilliant concept of Bill Murray loving his repeated Groundhog Day so he can enjoy all his adventures with his Jeep. This was one was my favourite.

LAY’S
Love Seth and Paul’s flashbacks and the reveal of the bride.

ROCKET MORTGAGE
I thought the concept was clever. However, there is a lot of annoying aspects to this commercial. Don’t know how to rate this one.

There you go.