
Live Action Short Film: West Bank Story
(West Side Story with competing fast food chains. Sounds fun.)
Animated Short Film: Lifted
(Made by some guy who keeps winning this award. Why not again?)
Documentary Short: Recycled Life
(The Academy wants to appear environmentally friendly.)
Sound Editing: Flags of Our Fathers
(War movies are difficult to mix sound for.)
Sound Mixing: Dreamgirls
(They manage to make Eddie Murphy sound even more fantastic than real life.)
Original Score: Babel
(Gotta give it some awards.)
Original Song: “Love You I Do” (Dreamgirls)
(You know it’s gonna be a Dreamgirls song, let’s go with this one.)
Visual Effects: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
(Davy Jones tentacles. Need I say more?)
Make Up: Pan’s Labyrinth
(Creature with eyes on his hands, a disfigured general and a faun. C’mon.)
Costume Design: Curse of the Golden Flower
(Period pieces usually win. It seems more elaborate than Dreamgirls.)
Art Direction: Pan’s Labyrinth
(Something dream like should take the statue.)
Film Editing: Babel
(I think United 93 should win something but it’ll probably go to this one.)
Cinematography: Pan’s Labyrinth
(I do like Children of Men’s chances, but I think they’ll go back to Pan.)
Documentary Feature: An Inconvenient Truth
(It made a lot of money, and the Academy may want to support Al Gore)
Animated Feature: Cars
(Actually a difficult category this year but I don’t think Pixar will lose)
Foreign Language Film: Pan’s Labyrinth
(The Lives of Others is supposed to be good, but it’s all Pan.)
Adapted Screenplay: The Departed
(It’d be funny if Borat won but The Departed was pretty sharp.)
Original Screenplay: Little Miss Sunshine
(It’s a runaway hit, especially now that it’s on dvd. It’s bound to win something.)
Best Director: Martin Scorsese (The Departed)
(He’s bound to win it now. Unless the Academy enjoys being mean.)
Best Supporting Actress: Jennifer Hudson (Dreamgirls)
(Let’s reward the American Idol girl. It’ll make a fun story.)
Best Supporting Actor: Alan Arkin (Little Miss Sunshine)
(There’s always an upset! Eddie Murphy is favoured but people love grandpa.)
Best Actress: Helen Mirren (The Queen)
(My most confident prediction. I will be dumfounded if she loses this one.)
Best Actor: Forest Whitaker (The Last King of Scotland)
(Another almost sure thing. He’s been winning everything lately.)
Picture: Babel
(Little Miss Sunshine may provide the big upset this year. I would be overjoyed that a comedy gets some long overdue attention, but I think Babel is the type of film that the Academy would usually go for. And while I love The Departed, it seems too gritty for the majority of the Academy voter’s taste.)
So let’s see how I do on Sunday. Who are you predicting? Feel free to comment and laugh if you think I’m way off.